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Monday, October 13, 2008
{Dear Creepy Crawly,}

I don't make it a habit to hate . In fact, i don't make it a habit to wish death upon any living creature. But i'll make an exception in your case.

This is a very busy and stressful month for me. I'm preparing for finals, getting ready for my sem break trip, following up the repair of Pepper, my sister's car, among others. Bottomline is i have a lot on my plate right now. The rest of my life is pretty much on hold until after finals. Unfortunately, i have YOU to contend with.

For one whole week I have been unable to enter my room without mom or pop or both mom and pop accompanying me. I have been raiding mom's closet on a daily basis since I can't get to my closet. I have resorted to wearing the same things over and over given that the only pieces of clothing of mine I have access to are the ones that have been recently worn and washed. When I feel down, I can't look at my pretty shoes. I can't even go though my readings which I need to review for finals nor can I comfortably pad around the house barefoot for fear of encountering you. I have nightmares of once again encountering you face to face (once is enough. i'm already scarred for life) and you destroying my clothing, shoes (you already chewed on my gold crocs, you little tippit*!), and worst of all my books (if i find out you in fact did, BEWARE). It's bad enough that once upon a time i quite possibly shared the same bag of chips with a relative of yours (see here), but it's a different thing altogether to put my life as i know it on hold because of you. Imagine, I have to get away from the house as much and stay out til late at night (and consequently drive late at night) just to avoid breathing the same air you do. I can't even name the new stuffed elephant mommy got me "Ratty" even if she is a ratty gray color because you come into mind and I get completely disgusted and even nauseous. Your presence has made me quite bratty and as sam would put it, snarky. But put yourself in my shoes, what would you feel if you had was a GIGANTIC CREEPY CRAWLY to contend with? :P

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. I've had enough. I know wishing you death is a tad bit harsh. So maybe it's ok if you don't die. Just find (or in the absense of any I'm sure you can gnaw one of the walls/doors as you already have been doing anyway and create your own) a hole that leads to the outside world and never come back. Even though I was born in the year of the rat, don't ever make the mistake of considering me a kindred spirit (even if my front teeth can be quite rat-ish). I don't care where you go. Just make sure to never come back. Don't worry, I'm sure you're bound to find happiness elsewhere. Just note that you won't find it here. You're better off elsewhere. Keep that in mind.

I apologize for being rude and unwelcoming, but seriously, enough is enough. Just leave us in peace.

Sincerely,

Arianne

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* tippit an "insult" my family uses with each other (hehe)

background: around a week ago, i opened the door and came face to face with a GIANT RAT the size of a CAT (seriously!) AKA a creepy crawly. The house is being renovated so it probably got in thru an opening somewhere. Problem is, it doesn't seem to want to go back to where it came from. It's been wreaking havoc since. Haha, forgive my weirdness. Guess the combination of finals and ITS presence are enough to make me crazy.


Posted by arianne at 8:59 PM

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